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“The point I’m trying to make here is that Bart must learn to be less of an individual and more a faceless slug.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor
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“And the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see children, there is hope for anyone.” – Kindergarten Teacher “Even me?” – Bart Simpson “No.” – Kindergarten...
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“That’s damn fine coffee you’ve got here in Twin Peaks. And damn good cherry pie.” – Not Kyle McLaughlin “Brilliant! . . . I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.” – Homer Simpson
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“Lisa, honey, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ll destroy something Bart loves.” – Homer Simpson “Hey!” – Bart Simpson “Don’t worry, son, if that bothers you I’ll destroy something Maggie loves.”...
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“Ugh, so hot…” – Homer Simpson “Homer, have you seen the frozen peas? . . . Um, you keep ’em.” – Marge Simpson
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“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner “Yeah, right.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today. Happy birthday.
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♫”Bart was feeling mighty blue.” – Homer Simpson “It’s a shame what school can do.” – Marge Simpson “For no reason, here’s Apu.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Those were the days!”♫ – Homer, Marge, &...
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Behind Us Forever: Mr. Lisa’s Opus
♫”Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac…” – Homer Simpson “Coming out of my 8-track…” – Marge Simpson “Michael Jackson still was black! Those were the days!”♫ – Homer & Marge Simpson Zombie Simpsons has a...
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“Next I’ll tell you the origin of Maggie’s pacifier!” – Homer Simpson “What origin? We get ’em for a dollar ninety-five down at the Safeway.” – Marge Simpson
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“Well, sir, I hate to be a Suspicious Aloysius on you, but did you steal my air conditioner?” – Ned Flanders “Well, I admit it looks bad, Flanders. But haven’t you heard of, ‘Let he who is without sin...
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“Mrs. Simpson, physically your son is as sound as the dollar. I’m afraid Bart’s severe emotional dysfunction stems from deep seated psychological trauma.” – Dr. Hibbert
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“If you nurture her gift now, there’s no telling what she can do.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor “Wow, just think of the possibilities.” – Homer Simpson “Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize.” – Dream...
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